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How would you feel if everything you did was being watched and manipulated for financial gain? I need the attention so I'd probably pay for this service but the majority of people would be terrified of such a blind spot in their security. But people don't want to just be told "keep your info safe online" because it's tacky, lame, and doesn't have enough Derek August Schaller in it. Thus I created The Online Museum, full of my financial information, search history, screen time, location, and pictures of me. I chose myself because I would probably get arrested if I chose someone else, and I already had the pictures! The idea here is to lure people in through curiosity, and once they follow the trail of scooby snacks that are tidbits of my pathetic but entertaining life they will land on The Online Museum (link at bottom of page), which after browsing how lame I am, will end with a timer that shows how long they've been on the website and what info has been gathered already. Oooo scary. Obviously it's all fake because if I was actually good at this I'd probably be on the lam.